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i think they think im a bit thick. silly english man cant remember his words mm? but il just tell them its bcause ive got the hottest fucking thing tell me all sorts of wicked ideas.

Fuck them. Let them say something like that to you and let me here.

I worry if I tell you more, you'll pass out. Should be stretched out on the bed like I am.

ur in bed? y did u not inform me of this sooner?

Just moved in here. Sitting on the sofa got uncomfortable.

What would knowing that change?

bcause now im picturin u all spread out and txting me wicked wicked things love

Still dressed. Though a lot of my fantasies usually have me still dressed. You, not so much.

what do i have 2 do 2 hear about this?

Ask nicely?

plz arthur darling take pity on me and impart some of ur wisdom?

Yes, be a smart ass. That'll encourage me to share my fantasies.

wat i could do wit that arse shuld b encouragement enuf.

Edited 2011-02-04 01:22 (UTC)

Maybe I should have you tell me. Share back and forth.

[There's a pause and then another text.]

Used to think about the meetings. You stripped down, on your knees and taking full advantage of those lips.

remember phillips? wenever he'd buzz around you id want to push u into that damn alcove and bite that glorious neck of urs. so hed stop bcause u belonged to me.

...

Phillips? Wait, really? No.

Really?

oi. he was a right tosser. a dickhead of the highest order. but yes.

I know that but... He was after me?

IS THAT WHY YOU BROKE HIS NOSE?!

he wasnt being v. polite about u arthur. there is a difference between teasing and being an absolute arsehole who needs their dick removed. which i wuld hav gladly done.

You broke a man's nose because he insulted me? Is that what you're telling me?

he was implying u wer nothing more than a posh tart darling. im not repeating what he said. so i broke his nose for him. as a v. nice permanent reminder.

Oh. I see. Well...

Thank you.

I fired him because I thought he hit on you and you punched him.

god. how can we have been that into each other n not fucking noticed. i punch a guy in the face, u fire him, we're so blind

The truth? I figured you weren't into... posh tarts.

In gentlemen I've never been much into gentlemen like myself and I was once informed I was much too pretty for anything but a night. For gentlemen like yourself.

i wil set that person on fire i swear 2 god. i wil find them n put matchsticks under their fingernails

Shh... Hey. Calm down. That was a long time ago. We got here. All that matters. Go back to better thoughts.

u r gorgeous n charming n the craziest insane clever person i kno n u wil never hear sum1 speak about u like that again, right? bcause if i evr hear it i wil butcher whover tries

[there's a moment and another text]

now u know y i punched him in the face. sry. i just. it's a thing.

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