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You broke a man's nose because he insulted me? Is that what you're telling me?

he was implying u wer nothing more than a posh tart darling. im not repeating what he said. so i broke his nose for him. as a v. nice permanent reminder.

Oh. I see. Well...

Thank you.

I fired him because I thought he hit on you and you punched him.

god. how can we have been that into each other n not fucking noticed. i punch a guy in the face, u fire him, we're so blind

The truth? I figured you weren't into... posh tarts.

In gentlemen I've never been much into gentlemen like myself and I was once informed I was much too pretty for anything but a night. For gentlemen like yourself.

i wil set that person on fire i swear 2 god. i wil find them n put matchsticks under their fingernails

Shh... Hey. Calm down. That was a long time ago. We got here. All that matters. Go back to better thoughts.

u r gorgeous n charming n the craziest insane clever person i kno n u wil never hear sum1 speak about u like that again, right? bcause if i evr hear it i wil butcher whover tries

[there's a moment and another text]

now u know y i punched him in the face. sry. i just. it's a thing.

This explains a lot of things in our past. Mostly people who will no longer talk to me and... YOU SON OF A BITCH.

[Almost instant back to back for length.]

Is this why that gorgeous man in Monte Carlo stopped talking to me?!

i told him u wer married. sry. ;)

Liar. No you're not. There may be punishment for this.

o rly? because i hav no guilt. his car was hideous. and ud hav got bored with him.

Edited 2011-02-04 02:10 (UTC)

I wasn't looking to keep him! God, what am I going to do with you?

I only broke up one potential romance for you and I just could NOT stand the way he dressed.

he was so going to make you his malibu husband arthur, i was saving u from a fate worse than death.

who. wat did u do? i had a potential romance? when was this?

I would make a decent kept man. Except the boredom and loathing.

That chemist in L.A.. Parker? He asked me if I had claims to you. I said no, but Cobb would kill him if he so much as looked at you wrong.

... cobb?! so thats y he kept telling me i shuldnt take mistress as my new career path. i thought he just liked my forgeries.

That would be why, yes. Okay, I shouldn't be laughing this hard. I told him Mal approved.

bastard. im going 2 take this out on ur hide.

Promises, promises. Do tell how.

You could do better than that surf bum.

isnt as fun if i tell u in advance

Oh no. Don't even. I was giving you details. Come on, Eames. Tell me what you're going to do to me.

cant decide. i culd always tie you down face first and lick my way down ur spine. but then if im sposed 2 punish u id hav 2 leave u there before the fun part.

Would just make me writhe against the bed until I got off.

cheating. so very cheating. maybe id stick around. stop u.

So it would be cheating if I was doing that now?

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