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This explains a lot of things in our past. Mostly people who will no longer talk to me and... YOU SON OF A BITCH.

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Is this why that gorgeous man in Monte Carlo stopped talking to me?!

i told him u wer married. sry. ;)

Liar. No you're not. There may be punishment for this.

o rly? because i hav no guilt. his car was hideous. and ud hav got bored with him.

Edited 2011-02-04 02:10 (UTC)

I wasn't looking to keep him! God, what am I going to do with you?

I only broke up one potential romance for you and I just could NOT stand the way he dressed.

he was so going to make you his malibu husband arthur, i was saving u from a fate worse than death.

who. wat did u do? i had a potential romance? when was this?

I would make a decent kept man. Except the boredom and loathing.

That chemist in L.A.. Parker? He asked me if I had claims to you. I said no, but Cobb would kill him if he so much as looked at you wrong.

... cobb?! so thats y he kept telling me i shuldnt take mistress as my new career path. i thought he just liked my forgeries.

That would be why, yes. Okay, I shouldn't be laughing this hard. I told him Mal approved.

bastard. im going 2 take this out on ur hide.

Promises, promises. Do tell how.

You could do better than that surf bum.

isnt as fun if i tell u in advance

Oh no. Don't even. I was giving you details. Come on, Eames. Tell me what you're going to do to me.

cant decide. i culd always tie you down face first and lick my way down ur spine. but then if im sposed 2 punish u id hav 2 leave u there before the fun part.

Would just make me writhe against the bed until I got off.

cheating. so very cheating. maybe id stick around. stop u.

So it would be cheating if I was doing that now?

getting urself off? not if u tell me all about it in explicit detail. and help me find an excuse to bloody well leave right now.

Tell them your boyfriend is at home, starting to strip and you won't to be there before he finishes.

wat r u doing right now?

Just shrugged out of my waistcoat, why?

1st rule of sexting. tell me everything ur doing. but u r allowed 2 embellish.

Is one of the rules you get to give orders while I apparently strip down for you and get myself off for your amusement? Really?

no. not for my amusement. not a game.

I didn't mean it that way, Eames.

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